Cyberman upgrades for the five-and-over age group…

Filed by: Darren on November 29, 2006 at 12:33
Filed In: Stuff

Is it me, or are Cybermen getting shorter..? File under 'Want One!': Cyberman voice-changing helmet, y'say? Imagine the hilarity up and down the country on Xmas day as hundreds of little helmet-clad darlings sit down to try to stuff their festive turkey and sprouts through the light-up mouth-piece...

Do you think they do one in extra large..?

But wait, what's that? Forbidden Planet don't have them in stock? They've got everything else..! Just you wait 'til I speak to that Joe Gordon... what's that y'say, Joe? FP were already recommending them on the FP Blog back in October, sold out in seconds as a result, and now can't get their hands on any more because every other bugger has caught on after the fact and the manufacturer didn't make enough in the first place? I might have known...

Ah well, looks like I might have to get one from Amazon instead. Mind you, £69.99 (ouch!) might be a bit much, even to scare the hair off my three-and-a-half-year-old niece on Boxing Day...